Por que é que o Barça joga com vinte? Porque o Victor Valdes!

Translation:
Valdes: When you are close to me, you you, you pass the ball to me
Valdes to Mascherano: Tell him to pass me the ball when hes close to me and not to mess up...you know where i am.
Mascherano: when you get the ball from them and get close to the area you pass the ball to him.
Valdes to Iniesta: man, i have an english that really scares me, i don´t know, since i´m eating in Mcdonald´s i´m learning to speak english very well
Pique: Valdes, Valdes, Shakira has a sister that wants to meet you.